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out of her cage..now with rabies
About Me Premium Member Dark Artist Jaded Junkyard DawgUnknown Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Demon Bounty Hunters

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DISCLAIMER:

1) No trades, no requests, no commissions.

2) Junkyard Dawg doodles strictly for fun, and is not, nor ever will be:
a) a hopeful manga-artist wannabe
b) future video-game graphic designer
c) Visual Arts major.

3) 'Dweller's gallery is full of her own cheap ideas. They are NOT OCs. It ain't OC, cuz we ain't in Cali, boilz and ghoulz.

4) This page censors no one and my watchers can say whatever the hell they want--except 'kawaii' or 'desu'.

5) Most of my watchers are here for the shock value, stay for the show, and leave with cheesy gift-bags.

6) My critics are free to say whatever the hell they want, as long they're WITTY about it...and if they're willing to get what they give.

7) Tunnel-mindedness, knee-jerk reactions, and deliberate cruelty toward others on MY PAGE will result in joyous trolling. Take your shit elsewhere.

HELLBILLY WHORE-ROAR STAMPS *made by 'da 'dweller*

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Visitors

For the sake of 'dweller's education, which of these audiowave genres REALLY pop your cork? *i'm so out of the scene, these days*

29%
7 deviants said Alternative: Radiohead, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Stone Roses, Modest Mouse
21%
5 deviants said Latest Wave Goth: Marilyn Manson, Lacuna Coil, Collide, Funkervogt , NIN (still going strong, after 20 years)
17%
4 deviants said Industrial: Junkie XL, Apoptygma Berzerk, Prodigy, Frontline Assembly, Assemblage 23, KMFDM, Ministry, Einsturzen Neubaten, My Life With the Thrill-Kill Kult , Foetus
8%
2 deviants said Dance/Hip Hop: ...beats me. *blank stare*
8%
2 deviants said First Wave NW: the Cure, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy
8%
2 deviants said Country: (clueless)
4%
1 deviant said Rap: I. [link]...Eminem? Wut?
4%
1 deviant said Psychobilly/Rockabilly: the Cramps, Demo-Phase S.O.M. Hillbilly Hellcats, Alice Donut (yes, ALICE DONUT), the Damned
0%
No deviants said Top '40 (wherever that stands, these days): Usher, Yellowcard, My Chemical Romance, Paramor
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No deviants said New Rock: Silversun Pick-Ups, Wolfmother, Nickelback, Linkin Park

deviantID

Yes, I've participated in shows. I put a lot of effort into my canvas pieces--more so than the 8.x11. pieces scanned for this site. I'm not a professional artist; I don't take commissions, but thanx for asking.

I'm rude, abrasive, and crass. It's part of my dubious charm. This page doesn't believe in censorship.

I'm the loving mother of two young girls...and they're the only subject matter that I'm very protective of. I've been banned once over the topic of my children, and if anyone provokes me about my girls, the gloves are off, and 'dweller's trolling skillz will be set to kill.

In addition:
I don't kiss deviantASS, and I'm not here to cyber-stroke anyone.

What I expect from my watchers:
Don't stroke me; I'm a pro at detecting self-serving insincerity.

What watchers get from me:
I don't always comment, but I always look, and I always read; don't misinterpret my silence for neglect.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: alas, in the bowery
  • Interests: cheap stunts, foiling the highway patrol,, chillin' with splatter-films
  • Favourite band or musician: ALICE DONUT, Icon of Coil, Apoptygma Berzerk, White Zombie
  • Favourite genre of music: dark genuflection w/strong-yet-layered synthetic beats...OR pure jam with a driving bass back-beat;
  • Favourite artist: ME!!
  • Favourite poet or writer: ME!!!
  • Favourite photographer: ME again!!! Although...I don''t know the business end of a camera from an etch-a-sketch
  • Favourite style of art: Sincerely DARK thematics...none of that fangirly shit
  • Operating System: a sick sense of humor and a complete lack of dignity
  • Favourite game: poking over-serious pseudo-intellectuals with a sharp stick
  • Favourite gaming platform: ...your place or mine?
  • Favourite cartoon character: ME~!
  • Personal Quote: Jesus Loves Me, and I'm Filing a Restraining Order
  • Tools of the Trade: Ritalin, Cigarettes, Coffee (lots of coffee), Mech Graphites, Prismas...and profanity

...only when he has an audience...

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 12, 2009, 3:52 PM

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Out of sheer obligatory responsibility, I contacted the ex, yesterday, and informed him that I took our daughter to the ER. Surprisingly enough, he was rather okay with it, and actually thanked me for letting him know.

*brow raised suspiciously* I give that marriage maybe one more year. Hopefully, he'll grow bored with her, hook up with some cracked-out gutter-slut, and develop some pot-induced epiphany that being chained to two kids is more work than he expected. It's a horrible thing to wish for, but then again, I'm a horrifically self-centered individual.

Anywho.

Backtracking a little to Friday afternoon, when Jilly and I picked up the kids at the ex's house, the hippie was alone. The kids ran outside in their usual higgedly-piggedly chaos, and Jilly shouted HI at the girls as I strapped them in. When I finally got behind the steering wheel, Jilly muttered through the side of her mouth: what the hell did I do to her? If looks could kill...

Oh, don't worry, I assured her. Nothing. You're just guilty by association, that's all.

So now, here I am, fucking off again when I should be working on something important. Well, according to Life's big priorities, it's not NUMERO UNO on the imperative chain-factor. But it's work-related. I was roped into slapping up a North Carolina Smokies-themed mural for our department-heads. Alas--in fifteen minutes--I'm supposed to be, once again, back at the office on a weekend.

It's a damned good thing I actually like my job.

  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: "Counting Numbers"...by Hot Water Music
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: this obnoxious little dA icon

Comments


Woooooww I love your stuff, it's so different to my friends styles it's GREAT! I especially love the comics.

Though I profess I really don't have enough knowledge on what's supposedly good and bad when it comes to this but imo you've got totally awesome skillz :P You are a true canandan, Im jealous :P

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Ducky:..she\'s not on
Ace:Mwahahahaha
Ducky:you ate her again didn\'t you?
Ace:Oh of course
Ducky:..you disgust me you sadistic masochistic cannibal!
Ace:I\'M NOT A FUCKING MASOCHIST D<
Ducky:AHA! so you admit to being a sadistic cannibal! I knew it!
IM SPAMMING YOUR PAGE YOU AGING OLD FUCKING TROLL.

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"Fool me once; shame on you.
Fool me twice; shame on me."
*just

I CAN TYPE

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"Fool me once; shame on you.
Fool me twice; shame on me."
How quick am I; I ust noticed in your user info you said the page doesn't believe in censorship' yet below your gallery you censored yourself.

:slow:

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"Fool me once; shame on you.
Fool me twice; shame on me."
Guess what... ~TheHappyNihilist I am now dealing with a RL hisoka... send me a nailbat

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:blackrose: Am I a freak just because I have no heart? :blackrose:
~OrganizationRejects

~the-Fausts of the world unite. One at a time (then we will rule the world)

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